The Honey Badger Went Off Like A Cut Snake

The Honey Badger Went Off Like A Cut Snake

Well that trial escalated faster than a rat up a drainpipe. Here’s what went down in jungle town…

Tonight’s trial, Honey Badger V Honey Badger, gave the camp’s newly recruited member, Nick Cummins, the perfect opportunity to earn his self-appointed nickname. Nick headed down to the trial area to be greeted by a boxing ring, where he participated in five rounds of Honey Badger (the animal) themed skills tests.

Nick clawed his way up a pole to a beehive, tucked into a giant Madagascan cockroach and his snout was down to the dirt to sniff out buried stars. But Nick proved he was tougher than a woodpecker’s lips, when a large snake sunk its fangs into his hand, instantly wrapping around his arm and constricting. Apart from the initial shock and blood, Nick said it was “awesome”. Who is this guy?

Back at camp, Harry spoke about whether he would start preparation for the Olympics as soon as he left the jungle, in which he was in two minds. But if he was forced to answer today, the answer would be no, shocking his camp mates.

Adam opened up to Pete, and a very excited Woody, about what went on behind the scenes when he left the Bulldogs, as well as the fallout from the Essendon supplement scandal.

Returning to camp triumphant with 10 out of 13 stars, a snake bite, and a hero’s aura, Nick was rightfully bestowed with 76.923% of his chosen moniker. As a little post trial sneaky treat, Nick handed out a “single bean” to all his camp mates… mentos!

However, their celebration was short-lived as jungle mail revealed that the camp was to be punished for their indulgence in the contraband. The consequence? They were doomed to don tiny hands and attempt to eat tonight’s dinner. 

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