Let us spare a thought for the crew member who was in charge of emptying the vomit bucket tonight on I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! Here’s what went down, (then back up again), in jungle town…
Today’s gastronomic escapade, Fear Pong, sent Aesha, Bianca, Debra and Nathan on a culinary journey with dishes that could be described as either revolting or exotic, depending on your palate. Who are we to yuck another person’s yum? On the jungle menu tonight was Madagascan cockroach topped with whipped cream, pig anus with a sprinkle of shredded cheese, earthworms and peanut butter and cow brains with a side of marshmallows.
Despite all that dry reaching, unfortunately, the foursome returned to camp slightly deflated after walking/vomiting away with only six stars. While Debra was hailed as a hero for devouring pig’s private parts with gusto, Nathan was quietly unimpressed with Bianca’s lacklustre attempt at cracking open a cockroach, dubbing her a zero in his book.
Despite the campmates making the most of their measly portions and savouring the Boerewors, Debra had understandably sworn off sausages for the foreseeable future. To make matters worse, they received rocks for dessert as punishment for indulging in Nick’s hot chocolate contraband earlier. Clearly, their lesson about temptation and tiny hands went unheeded!
Dicko peeled back yet another layer with a brutally candid account of his relationship with his absent father who was an alcoholic and violent. When Dicko became a father himself, he tried to forge a relationship with him, but eventually Dicko cut him out of his life completely.
In today’s episode of everyone’s favourite South African wood-pile celebrity talk show, Getting Wood With Woody, Nick Cummins was quizzed on his life since fatherhood, and how he was penetrated by a bull. Get your mind out of the gutter you guys, this was legit bro (Dom is rubbing off on us), Nick almost lost his life.
