Celebrities Scream on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!

Celebrities Scream on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!

Screaming baboons, and a screaming KAK, I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! 2023 is off to a screaming start.

The celebs woke up for the first time in camp after having been lulled to sleep by boisterous baboons. At the new Flintstone-esque camp gym, professional boxer, Harry Garside was busting out some sweaty uppercuts, while Dom, Nathan and Anna enjoyed a front row perv sesh.

When it came to chore delegation, Below Deckstar Aesha Scott was more than willing to go below deck and deal with the post warthog celebrity poops. Hopefully one of her fellow jungle buds will alert her to the fact that the sawdust in the long drop is not, we repeat, NOT oats.

Harry made a revelation to the camp about his career after he is done slurping on blended testicle: Stay professional and make bank, go amateur and honour his heart, or leave the sport completely.

Those with televisions will remember that Dom was the unlucky celebrity voted into the diabolical Unsafe Crackers trial. Unveiled within a box destined to be filled with water and snakes, was this year’s 13th camp member, TV Royalty, Kerri-Anne Kennerley. But can KAK hack it?

Turns out she can, because KAK and Dom screamed their way to win 12 out of a possible 13 stars.

Down by the waterfall (insert TLC pun here), Woody talks about going to therapy after finding out he was going to be dad, worried that he wouldn’t be good enough.

Dom returned from the trial alone to her cheering camp mates, before introducing KAK as her help for the trial, the camp erupting with shock.

Now before social media go KAK-KAK over the makeup kit on her bed with ‘why is KAK allowed makeup in the jungle?’ and ‘why is Kerri-Anne getting special treatment?’. Short answer is, she’s KAK.

The Australian public has chosen Nathan Henry to face the trial, Grave Danger


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